Sunday, March 4, 2007

You know you're a rugger when...

I can't remember where I took these from, but they do sound awful familiar... :P

- You have gone home on a Saturday after a game, passed out, and then woken up and kept drinking.

- You can want to fucking kill someone from the other team during a game and then get shitfaced with them afterwards.

- When people walk slowly, you have to resist the urge to tackle them from behind.

- You frequently get the songs from the drink-ups stuck in your head

- You don't actually know the real names of your teammates, only their nicknames

- You know that Jesus can’t play rugby cause his dad would fix the game

- The number of gay people on your team outnumbers the number of straight people

- You have gotten the “what the fuck is that group of annoying girls doing” look in denny’s after a big game

- You steal beer after a drink-up so that you can keep drinking

- You learn about what happened Saturday night at brunch Sunday morning with your teammates

- You are trying to facebook people that you met after a game but can't because you can't remember if you ever actually learned their real name

- You know shooting the boot doesn’t have anything to do with a gun

- On the weekends you pee in the bushes more often than in the bathroom

- You’ve dreamt about sleeping with one your referees and commented on how good he looks in his short little rugby shorts

- Your excuse for everything is "I Play Rugby"

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