I can't remember where I took these from, but they do sound awful familiar... :P
- You have gone home on a Saturday after a game, passed out, and then woken up and kept drinking.
- You can want to fucking kill someone from the other team during a game and then get shitfaced with them afterwards.
- When people walk slowly, you have to resist the urge to tackle them from behind.
- You frequently get the songs from the drink-ups stuck in your head
- You don't actually know the real names of your teammates, only their nicknames
- You know that Jesus can’t play rugby cause his dad would fix the game
- The number of gay people on your team outnumbers the number of straight people
- You have gotten the “what the fuck is that group of annoying girls doing” look in denny’s after a big game
- You steal beer after a drink-up so that you can keep drinking
- You learn about what happened Saturday night at brunch Sunday morning with your teammates
- You are trying to facebook people that you met after a game but can't because you can't remember if you ever actually learned their real name
- You know shooting the boot doesn’t have anything to do with a gun
- On the weekends you pee in the bushes more often than in the bathroom
- You’ve dreamt about sleeping with one your referees and commented on how good he looks in his short little rugby shorts
- Your excuse for everything is "I Play Rugby"
Sunday, March 4, 2007
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